1. A pit bull would never buy lipstick at Wal*Mart.
2. Only Sarah Palin would sniff John McCain's crotch.
3. Pit bulls go for the throat, Sarah Palin goes for the nuts.
4. Pit bulls don't mate within the litter.
5. A pit bull can be man's best friend, Sarah Palin will just sleep with him.
6. A knick-knack paddy whack give a dog a bone, Sarah Palin will foreclose on your home.
7. A pit bull will eat its young, Sarah Palin should have.
8. You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Sarah Palin turns tricks for old dogs.
9. Pit bulls were rescued from Michael Vick. Sarah Palin is interviewing him for a cabinet position, doggy position.
10. Pit bulls are victims of ignorance and fear. Sarah Palin thrives on it.
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